Keeping Score

Film: HOOK

Composer: John Williams

Year: 1991

Skip It

Film: SPICE WORLD

Director: Bob Spiers

Actors: Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Victoria Beckham, Alan Cumming, Elvis Costello, Jason Flemyng, Stephen Fry, Richard E. Grant, Bob Hoskins, Hugh Laurie

Year: 1997

If a cheesy, overly-produced girl group weren't enough, they had to make a stupid, pointless movie to go along with their insane success. The Spice Girls unleashed this horrible piece of crap on the world and, guess what, little girls ate it up. I think they were going for a parody of some sorts, but this just turned out worthless. It's not worth the watch, honestly. It isn't even one of those 'it's so bad, it's good' films. It's so bad... it's just bad.

Flick of the Day

Film: MERMAIDS

Director: Richard Benjamin

Actors: Cher, Winona Ryder, Bob Hoskins, Christina Ricci, Michael Schoeffling

Year: 1990

Synopsis: A young girl comes of age in a new town.

Cher leads a fantastic cast in this wonderful flick. Ryder stars as Charlotte, a strange teen who wants desperately to become a nun. Things change when she meets Joe (Schoeffling). Cher is perfect as Charlotte's somewhat trampy mother. It's a great film.