Quote of the Day

"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town."

Bruce Campbell as 'Ash', "Army of Darkness", 1992

Quote of the Day

"You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't

do something themselves, they wanna tell you can't do it.

You want something? Go get it. Period."

Will Smith as 'Christopher", 2006

Quote of the Day

"Look, I guarantee there will be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But, I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life... because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me."

Julia Roberts as 'Maggie' in "Runaway Bride", 1999

Quote of the Day

(an alien bug is crawling inside Harry's leg)

Dr. Reed: What are you gonna do?

Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.

Harry: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.

Ira: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.

Nurse: Doctor, look!

Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.

Harry: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!

Orlando Jones, David Duchovny, and Julianne Moore as

'Harry', 'Ira', and 'Dr. Reed' in "Evolution", 2001

Quote of the Day

"Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything. Except this. And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [dog growls at him] I don't need my dog."

Steve Martin as 'Navin', "The Jerk", 1979

Quote of the Day

"How can you read this? There are no pictures in it."

Richard White as 'Gaston',

"Beauty and the Beast", 1991

Quote of the Day

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not

as if it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it?

Tyrone: It was a funny angle.

Vinny: It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever

you reverse, things come from behind you.

Ade and Robbie Gee as 'Tyrone' and 'Vinny', "Snatch", 2000

Quote of the Day

"Let me explain something to you. Um... I am not Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or... uh... His Dudeness, or... uh... Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Jeff Bridges as 'The Dude', "The Big Lebowski", 1998

Quote of the Day

"Yea, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof of their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part; it was still on the hanger."

Kirsten Dunst as 'Amber Atkins', "Drop Dead Gorgeous, 1999

Quote of the Day

"You go down there if you got the nerve!"

Dustin Hoffman as 'Jack', "Little Big Man", 1970

Quote of the Day

"It could of all been different, Mr. Walker. You should have let nature take it's course... but in the end, it will anyway. SO LET ME IN THE F***ING HOUSE!"

Mark Wahlberg as 'David', "Fear", 1996

Quote of the Day

Alice: Is this supposed to protect you from aliens or something?

Jerry: No, no... it's just a beer bottle.

Julia Roberts and Mel Gibson as 'Alice' and 'Jerry',

"Conspiracy Theory", 1997

Quote of the Day

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Robert De Niro as 'Jack', "Meet the Parents", 2000

Quote of the Day

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

Ernie Hudson as 'Winston', "Ghostbusters", 1984

Quote of the Day

Jake: "You're shittin' me, right?"

Melanie: "I've never actually understood that expression, but no... I am not shittin' you."

Josh Lucas and Reese Witherspoon as 'Jake' and 'Melanie',

"Sweet Home Alabama", 2002

Quote of the Day

"A naked American man stole my balloons."

Rufus Deakin as 'Little Boy', "An American Werewolf in London", 1981

Quote of the Day

Marion: "It's a pretty minor event. Don't you think?"

Jack: I would actually say it's not a minor event... if you wanna start talking in the grander political scheme of things. If you think about it, it was a blowjob after all that brought down America's last chance at a healthy democracy."

Julie Delpy and Adam Goldberg as

'Marion' and 'Jack', "2 Days in Paris", 2007

Quote of the Day

I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

Laurence Fishburne as 'Morpheus', "The Matrix", 1999

Quote of the Day

"Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!"

Thomas Haden Church as 'Jack', "Sideways", 2004

Quote of the Day

"You look like a pumpkin, BITCH!!!"

Natalie Portman as 'Emma', "No Strings Attached", 2011